Welcome to my SFW Art Gallery! While I do a lot of art that ain’t so work-safe… this isn’t the place for that art. Quite the contrary; here’s where you find my family-friendly art, the art you can safely show your kids without risking a lot of awkward and embarrassing questions.

Well, okay, there may be the OCCASIONAL bit of artistic nudity, but nothing you wouldn’t find in a perfectly respectable museum, I swear.  …What? I’m Scandinavian.